THE MULLET BANDITI am better than you!

KUDER
Mullet Hunter
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DURRRRRRRRR

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Be prepared to laugh and cry as you view lame-ass mulletheads in their natural habitat. All mullet's are exposed by your tour guide, The Mullet Bandit.

No pathetic mullet pics like the websites created by pussys that take them from afar or copy them from the net like Mullets Galore does. Those people piss me off. These are the real deal! My site gets you right in the action and up close enough to smell the stale beer and soiled underwear of this elusive creature!

I am The Mullet Bandit and I am better than you! I will educate you retards on all sorts of mullet species. Plus, since no one else on the planet is as brave and cool as me, I have kept a diary of my amazing and superior adventures!

So come one, come all and explore this trailer trash phenomenon! Can't you just smell the weed, the cheap cigarettes and the gasoline from the Camaro?

By the way, you suck and I hate you.

---The Mullet Bandit

JEFF
Mullet Hunter
Oh fuck you!

POGO
Homo Clown
I'm a scary clown.  GRRR!

PINHEAD
Guest Mullet Bandit
We have such mullets to show you...


Number of retards that have realized I am superior to them!

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